Natalie. 16. Canadian. ENFJ.

The Fosters (2x07) | Teen Wolf (4x08)
It's Kind of a Funny Story by Ned Vizzini

Grade 11 now. Just started working as a barista.


this is the kind of cake I want for my birthday

my domain is {XER} because i ain’t no fake ass ho



lesbian and bi women should have a secret code word that we slip into conversation with girls we’ve just met to see if they also like girls 

'Do you watch Orange Is The New Black?'

can we destroy the idea that lesbians and gay men hate each other and can’t be friends?


I want to write an alternative version of Romeo and Juliet where instead of being a little ponce and trying to work things out for himself, Romeo asks his smarter friends what to do about the whole thing and Benvolio and Mercutio come up with the world’s greatest plan:

Marriage of convenience between Juliet and Mercutio.

Think about it.

Juliet’s parents want her to marry into the Prince’s family. Mercutio is a good compromise between no marriage and Paris.

Mercutio probably won’t get his inheritance if he keeps being HELLA FUCKING GAY ALL OVER THE PLACE so a beard is only a benefit to him.

They would probably get along great rolling their eyes at how adorably stupid Romeo is.

Romeo and Benvolio could get a “bachelor pad” right next to Juliet and Mercutio’s house. Every night, Romeo and Mercutio high five as they hop the fence to go bang their one true love.

The second half of the play is just all of them trying to keep up the charade and being “THIS CLOSE” to getting caught all the time. But everything ends nicely because true love conquers all.

Everybody wins. Nobody dies.


Things to look forward to in October
1. Halloweentown
2. Halloweentown 2 Kalabar’s Revenge
3. Halloweentown High
4. Return to Hallloweentown


hair is way too cute


please do yourself a favor and date the biggest fckn nerd u can get ur hands on

what the hell is ello and why aren’t i cool enough to be a part of it???


me: (worries about all the things I haven’t done yet)
me: (still doesn’t do them)