Kieren and Simon constantly saying “what a time to be alive” just to mess with people
i love GIRLS and i love when girls LOVE THEMSELVES and i love when girls LOVE OTHER GIRLS and this is so AMAZING
Simon Twelfth Disciple of the Undead Prophet, Hardcore “PDS” Rights Activist, Protector of the Undead, Jumping on my Tippy Toes because I’m too eager to kiss my New Boyfriend again Monroe (◡‿◡✿)
I’m just a person who didn’t wanna do any more harm. Don’t start getting all mystical on me, okay? I’m not the messiah. I don’t have any special powers.
I hate when I’m in class, working on my personal writing and someone leans over and goes “WHat R U wRITing” like your eulogy if you don’t back the fuck up you soggy lampshade